wna be a winner?

guide to be a winner
A Small Guide To Be A Winner

  • Get a macho tattoo
  • Eat Sushi because it's the "in" thing right now
  • Reply to "Englare your P****" e-mails
  • Wear Leopard Print Skinny Jeans
  • Grow a cool mustache
  • Read cheesy motivational books
  • Become a vegetarian
  • Join a gang
    Get an emo haircut
  • Put on your best fake smile
  • Pretend to be a skater
  • Draw skulls
  • Shop therefore you are (a winner)
  • Pile up many layers of cool shades
  • Wear enormous headphones
  • Unbutton your silk shirt as much as you can
  • Bling like a disco ball
  • Show off your 18 year old model girlfriend
  • Impress friends with your mini mini mini iPhone
  • Follow every diet
  • Plant a tree
  • Make out like rabbits
  • Party till you die
  • Wear giant fake glasses
maybe you need to wear a button-up collared shirts with a tie and work hard in an office till you get a raise and be a VIP to be a winner in the 50s, but now you just need to do all this silly things to be one :) found at Design Work Life. a work by Mau​ro​gatti.

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