wna be a winner?

A Small Guide To Be A Winner

• Get a macho tattoo
• Eat Sushi because it's the "in" thing right now
• Reply to "Englare your P****" e-mails
• Wear Leopard Print Skinny Jeans
• Grow a cool mustache
• Read cheesy motivational books
• Become a vegetarian
• Join a gang
  Get an emo haircut
• Put on your best fake smile
• Pretend to be a skater
• Draw skulls
• Shop therefore you are (a winner)
• Pile up many layers of cool shades
• Wear enormous headphones
• Unbutton your silk shirt as much as you can
• Bling like a disco ball
• Show off your 18 year old model girlfriend
• Impress friends with your mini mini mini iPhone
• Follow every diet
• Plant a tree
• Make out like rabbits
• Party till you die
• Wear giant fake glasses

maybe you need to wear a button-up collared shirts with a tie and work hard in an office till you get a raise and be a VIP to be a winner in the 50s, but now you just need to do all this silly things to be one :) found at Design Work Life. a work by Mau​ro​gatti.