Melonic Maniac: 01.2009

31.1.09

hey, Puteri!

Dear Puteri,

i don't really know how to tell u dis, but you're a pervert! i think i realized it when i saw the shrunken head under the bus and i saw you pull the clothes off Manchester United's goalkeeper.. i'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand dat i'm open.. i'm returning your ring to you, but i'll keep d results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that i told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.

Go burn,
mein melon

Tagged by Calvein ;P~

Instructions to Write this Hate Letter:
1. Copy the letter:

Dear _____, (the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,

-Your name-

2. Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below
3. Tag anyone u want!

Answers:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

IRT new layout sketch

i made a sketch of IRT's new layout.. Junior, IRT's blog owner already approved it! yayy! i'll try to do it before i get too busy..

we're faster than mail - visit I Are Talk now!

29.1.09

Webby is Meomi's Home :)

Home of Meomi

now, here's a very artistic n interactive illustrated website.. dis is Home of Meomi Website.. if u open it, u'll be thrilled wif all d cute little fellas around d house waving, fluttering their eyes n playing hide n seek wif u! they're all MOVING! if u hover on on em, dey'll do all sorts of things.. pretty cool.. dis website is trully a playground for Meomi..

d layout is outstanding too.. it may look like she put lots of collumn n boxes there, but, some of em r just a part of her tree-house background illustrations..

Who's Meomi?
Quoted from About Meomi:
MEOMI is Vicki Wong (Vancouver) and Michael Murphy (LA). Meomi's artwork has been featured in numerous illustration and design books, while their characters have appeared on clothing, toys, merchandise, and magazines worldwide. Meomi has created art for such clients as Google, Electronic Arts, Girls Inc., Time Out Magazine, Cyworld, Nick Jr., Bang-on Clothing, and CBC4Kids.

Meomi's Portfolio
Meomi did various cute arts including her major, illustration and some other works like pixel art, product design, logos, websites...

what i wanted to show u is dis:

Meomi's Portfolio Window

visited sub category

d scroller's ticklish!

d scroller's so cute! i juz wna munch it! hehe.. if u don't hover on it, it'll show sucky face.. haha.. n Meomi's works are such an eye candy! lots of candies to be droll over! aahh... looking at creative n beautiful websites just makes me eppy (^.^)

take a look at Home of Meomi!

Hulala Artoons Sticky sets!

Hulala Artoons Set 1

yeehaa~! finally, i've turned my drawings into stickies! oh, stickies are stickers.. Hulala's producing new stickers called Hulala Stickies! n d very first set of Hulala Stickies are Hulala Artoons!

Hulala Artoons Set 2

Hulala Artoons are a bunch of characters dat i drew.. maybe with a hint of provocations.. but, i made em coz i wan people to relate to their inner-self.. find themselves.. which one are they: Puki-Puki? Tenot? Boon? Dodol? if you noticed, d only have one emotion: happy! dat means, whoever u r, whatever u do, however people judge u, just be happy wif who u are..

i've added some new characters in Hulala Artoons.. they are:

Boon tatau wat bnde laen other than skating.. ble dea skate, org salute dea.. ble sroh dea wat kje, jgn harapla..

Noni ni hantu budak yg ske terbang sane-sini sambil mengharumkan tmpat yg dilaluinye ngn bunga apetah kt kepale dea..

Tongtron ialah tong sampah electronic yang slalu t'cabut kepalenye.. tp, dea slalu try psang balik kepale dea..

for the rest of the characters, find out bout them here. these names doesn't just stop there.. i'll do more of these Artoons just to make the collection bigger..

i'm not gna be surprised if Hulala Artoons actually become Hulala Cartoons! haha.. coz kamil said maybe he'll make a cartoon out of these characters.. hey, it's a brilliant thought ;)

Hulala Artsy Original Print Tag

n maybe Hulala Artsy will have new original printed tag at the bottom right back-side of our clothes.. i'm not sure if Fariq will approve it yet.. but, i've designed a new print tag to replace d old 'ibuythisat Hulala Artsy' dat are printed at the back of our current t-shirts now.. this print tag will help to avoid any copies of our clothes.. so dat people can distinguish d Original Hulala Artsy T-Shirts n d copycats..

acip in seventeen??

i dunno if any of u ave seen dis.. but, acip' one of my fren is on d 'Meet Section' of the Seventeen Magazine! hmm... wat d u think of his pose...? macho kot.. haha! oh, btw, dat Super Sonic Hedgehock (not sure if it's spelled correctly..) is fo Rubin.. :)

read the rest of his interview in d February Issue of Seventeen Magazine.. buy d mag, get a free tote bag! i got d black n white one.. very practical.. ;)

25.1.09

ateem penggerak Cubism

i was blogging.. den ateem came into my room n said, "amie.. kertas ni amie x gne kn?" i said.. "x.. gnela.." i left my markers n othr pprs outside my room coz i ws doin sumtin wen i was watching tv last nite..

den my mind flickered, eh.. why did he want dat ppr?? so i walked outside n saw this!

he was colouring on top of my cutting matt

cantik gak dea colour..

he used my Kuricolour markers!

i said "waaa.....! ateem wat pe ni?? lawanyeee...!" he smiled n said "ateem wat cmni ha.. sje2..nk tnjuk kt mama.."

i asked, "npe nme dea 'Science'?" he replied, "science kn cmni2 kn.. jd, nme dea science.." those r his exact words.. i think what he meant was it's like a Prism.. "nnt ble ateem dh abes buat ateem tnjuk kt amie, ek?" he promised..

amie, finished!

n he really did a good job wif my Kuricolour markers! considering he's only 8 years old.. 9 this year.. i can't believe he did a Cubism Art.. i don think he even knows what Cubism means..

Hulala's got characters! (maybe...)

last friday, my parens n kakja asked me to be a photographer for their DCL Demo at Tanjung Malim.. we went to Politeknik Sultan Azlan Shah..

pe yg x bestnye, adeke x bley amek pic kt luar poli tu!! gram gler.. as i snap2 round, there's dis guard told me dat nobody's alowed to take pic around d poli.. hmm.. cbok je.. nmpk camera aku besa2 so x bley amek pic la? my sis amek pic ngn camera phone dea bley plak.. dodol..

bt d thing is, what i really want to show u is my drawings.. hihi.. i made this along d journey.. maybe i'll turn them into Hulala Artsy new stickers..

these are their names n characteristics:

Melty ni ice cream yang comot tp comel..

Dodol ialah seekor TV yang smart n dea ske kt Apam..

Apam ialah seekor TV yg foxey~! (npe deorg seekor ek? sbb deorg ade sesungut..)

Ngong ske buli orang sambil ikut 'beat' muzik iPod dea..

Ngeng ni sengal sebab dea ske maen game. so, otak dea 'ngeng'..

Pucit ske kentoot..! Pucit ske lolipop.. Pucit ske Oola Aci jugak.. dea x reti sebut Hulala Artsy..

Puki-Puki x disukai orang sebab dea ske sumpah2! Bad Puki-Puki! Nampak je comel.. (comel ke..? heh..)

Kooz ialah seorg vocalist band indie.. ramai pompuan ske kt dea sbb dea 'kool'..

Tenot ske SMS semua orang sebab dea bz body..

psst! korg nmpk x sbelah my sketchbook tu Buku Wang Saku...? hehehe... shh! jgn cter kt spe2 i tnjuk kt cni k.. :p~

i bot buku wang saku 2009 :)

i'm not sure if i can display d picture of 'Buku Wang Saku (Pelajar Sekolah Menengah 2009)' on my blog.. coz in d book stated,

"mana-mana bahagian dalam buku ini tidak boleh diterbitkan semula, disimpan dalam cara yang boleh dipergunakan semula, ataupun dipindahkan dalam apa juga bentuk atau dengan apa juga cara sekalipun, sama ada secara elektronik, mekanikal, pengambaran semula, perakaman ataupun sebaliknya, tanpa izin terlebih dahulu drp Bank Negara Malaysia."

but.. i bought it! hehe.. though it's for 'Pelajar Sekolah Menengah', i tink it's good fo sumone like me (sumone hu take out and spend money alot) to have dat book.. i slashed d 'Pelajar Sekolah Menengah' n paste anthr ppr on top wif 'Pelajar Universiti'

it'll help me organize my money
keep in tact wif all d ridiculous stuff dat i bot
help me save more! (if i look at my balance is RM0, i'll feel miskin so i'll force myself to save some money..)

you can view all the Buku Wang Saku covers since 1999 to 2008 at DuitSaku.com. Buku Wang saku is fully illustrated by our very own veteran comic artist, Dato' Lat! clap! clap!

twice, i bot d book on 2001 and 2002.. i only wrote for January.. den i dunno where i put d book already.. hopefully dis new one won't share d same faith as those 2 books :)

23.1.09

deliciously colourful websites!

i dunno bout u, but everytime i see a colourful website, i just want to grab d screen n chew em! geram ok!

see all of these colourful websites.. i wish i have those designers brains! i know we have to learn in order to be skillful.. but, sometimes geram la kn xde skill cm deorg ni.. xpe2.. one day, i'll make my own colourful website.. wif good userbility of course..

Source: Smashing Magazine

22.1.09

comot itu chomel syangat... :) (updated)

UPDATED VERSION

it used to look like this

pnah dgr tak dat phrase, kawan2?? hehehe! dat's a combination of Kamil n Syafiq Sado pnye taglines!

thanx Kamil coz came up wif d phrase "Comot itu Comel..." :) dat's coz that day i mkn comot2 den suddenly he got an idea for my next t-shirt design - "Comot itu Comel!" haha! so, it's good that i ate comot2 that day..

Syafiq Sado plak slalu ckp "Chomel syangatt..." haha! sooo sweeett.... den, i combined those words into "Comot itu Chomel Syangat..." hah... i have such an inspirational group of frens... n i'm thankful fo dat.. :)

neway, i designed 3 colours of d t-shirt: light green, peach n blue.. i'm not sure which one's gna b printed.. i hope d light green..

T-Shirt Colour: Peach

T-Shirt Colour: Baby Blue

you dart me!

got a new design for Hulala Artsy, the indie clothing label i'm working with.. it's called 'You Dart Me!'! i'm not sure wether it should've been You Dart-ed Me.. Aggy, if u're reading this, can u tell me which one's right? coz if i'm wrong, i'll have to change the typo.. nobody likes a t-shirt with mispelled words and grammartical errors right? it'll look cheap..

the idea behind this design is dat it tells people somebody has got ur heart.. aaawww....

my inspiration? hmm.. dunno.. i juz wanted to replace d wort "got" in d sentence "you've got me" into sumtin else.. so, i used d idea of a dart hit a bulsey as a metaphor to "you've got me"..

as u can see up ther, the bulsey is shaped like a heart.. wif striking colours and patterns to show d exciting feeling to know somebody likes u..

neway, no copy2 aa.. do ur own designs! so dat u won't look too desperate to get money out of sumtin which didn't come from u at d 1st place.. dat's so LOW, dude..

19.1.09

GENG: the making of

Kakja ckp mlm ni ade The Making of: GENG the Movie! on Astro Ria Channel 104 at 11.30PM..

MMUians! support seniors kte yea!

download this GENG the Movie Countdown at their web

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